Title: Just Don't Mess With Us
Author:
euryponFormat: Original - short stories
Length: 5 chapters, 21 388 words
Status: slices of life in the same setting, could be added to.
Rating: M - NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, mild kinkyness, rape (sort of)
Link:
XimerionSummary:
(by the author) This story is fast food, an ice cream, a snack. Right after eating it, you will feel hungry again. It has no nutritious value whatsoever, but I hope you'll find it tasty. Ever thought about how it would be if you were in love with three persons at once? And all three were in love with you? And with each other? And you lived together? And you all were guys? Wouldn't it just be like a family? That is what Alan thinks...
Review:
By giving us an intimate look into their household, Alan tries to argue that four guys living together are a true family. The guys (Alan, Jamie, Jason & Matt) love each other to bits and are very protective of each other. So, whenever one of them is harmed it's revenge time. With usually hilarious results.
A few examples of what readers wrote on FictionPress:
~ "Love the way that Jamie had to play a girl even though he hates being considered any way feminine. This story is just getting funnier and funnier. That poor teacher...nah, he deserved it. I must steal the guys' idea and use it on certain teachers in my school...sigh."
~ "I love this! It's so hysterical I feel like I'm dying from laughter... which is weird, because they say laughter makes you live longer."
~ "Ah the smut was beautiful as always. I felt for the boys and their sore asses. James seemed to tear through them quite ruthlessly. I like the tenderness between them. Each character is quirky and funny."
~ Wow. That was Awesome!! xD I'd never want to mess with them! Maybe live near them and become like a stalker who worships them from a distance. Haha. Creepy. Nah, i'd just watch from afar secretly wishing to be their friends!
~ the characters are just absolute fierceness and I am just dying at nearly every antic and scenario that this lovely group presents. Perhaps the most fun I've had so far was how the boys got back at Seth and how they interacted with Matt's grandmother. For Seth, I ALMOST felt sorry for him for being humiliated, but then I thought it would be awesome if every homophobic-jackass on the planet suffered that same punishment he did. I would have died from extreme happiness. As for Granny Myrtle, she is a cute bundle of wrinkly awesomeness, isn't she?